Hey everyone. 

Well, today I am going to try something new.  I am going to pose a question to you and hopefully you will be able to send me your answers for my reading pleasure.  This is all coming about because of what happened on yesterday's Paranormal Tuesday show.  What, oh what could be cause for such an inquiry?  Well, during yesterday's program the subject of the "finger in the chili" hoax was brought up for discussion and of course this led to the age old question, "what is the worst thing that you have ever found in your food?"  Ah, a paradox as old as time itself.  The good old 'fly in my soup' schelp that has been the punch line of far too many a joke.  Oh, but this is real.  This is real. 

So, in all fairness, I shall share with you a story that can only be called 'the strangest thing I've ever heard'  story (well, perhaps it really isn't, but what good would that do for my story?) for your own entertainment.  As you all know, life sometimes throws you a curve ball and it usually hits you in the head, but hey, that's another story.  This is a tale (a true one at that) about enjoying one of life's little treasures.  What could that be?  Sliced deli meat, that's what.  It seems that I use to buy a couple pounds of sliced cajun turkey, ham and roast beef every once-in-awhile at my local grocery store to use for lunches, snacks, etc.  Well, on one hot summer day I decided to make myself a sandwich for lunch using the last of the cajun turkey that I had in the fridge.  Seems that there was just enough to make that sandwich and I surely would not want any of it to go to waste.  After about half of this yummy turkey sandwich was put away, I noticed something "chewy" in the midst of that last bite.  Oh, sometimes we find a tendon or something else natural that we might not normally eat, but this, this was something totally wrong!  Something terribly  wrong!  What is it....

a used band aide, a used clear band aide, a chewy used clear band aide...

Sorry, I just threw up a little there...

HOLY CRAP!!!! 

Well, needless to say, myself and my half eaten sandwich, along with all of the evidence, took a little trip to the grocery store to have a little talk with the manager.  For some reason he was not very happy.  I guess he wanted something special in his lunch and just didn't get it.

Got one you wish to share...send them on!  I will read them to Ginger and see if she likes them.

Have a great day!!!