Hey everyone.

Well, if we all remember my little story about my good ol' days working at that dining establishment...the one that I refuse to name (KFC)...then you all will remember the young ladies that I mentioned who were also employed at this eatery (KFC).  Since the pools are now open and everyone is out and about in their speedos, bahama beach shorts and farmer tans.  It only seems fitting that I share this little ditty with you.  Once again, a story beyond belief, but a true one.  That is why it is so cute.

One hot summer day a few years gone by, two lovely employees at the snack shack had decided to sneak away to one of the local water holes to do a little swimming and a lot of sun bathing.  This was a well liked area for teens as well as adults because of its secluded shore lines and beaches.  Not that any illegal activities would be carried on at such a place, but an area where you could go and just let your hair out.  I'm not talking about the ones under your ball cap either.  If you get my drift.  Anyway, let's call young lady number one...Suzie...Miss Suzie Rotten Crotch and let's call young lady number two...Sally...Miss Long Tall Sally. 

So, Suzie and Sally head off to the lake to sip on some fu-fu drinks and soak up some sun.  Now, please understand that not only is this a secluded area, but it's the middle of a week day.  So, the chances of any adult or law enforcement agent walking upon them without their knowledge was pretty slim.  Well, Suzie and Sally just go about their business like they own the place.  Not really caring how long they stayed out or how little of their swim attire remained in place (little note for wendyinchicago...sometimes it doesn't matter even if you have a swim suit).  Perhaps it was their willingness to expose most of their body parts to an unforgiving sun, or, perhaps it was the consumption of one too many fu-fu drinks, but probably a combination of the two that lead to a most uncomfortable situation for them both.  You have probably created a picture in your mind as to what their plite may be, but that is not the point of my story.

It seems that the next day at work, Suzie and Sally were in a most uncomfortable state.  A bright glow of red and pink flesh was quite noticeable when they first walked in.  Tisk tisk...how could this happen to a couple of highly intelligent young ladies such as this?  It was not too much later that I was approached by Miss Suzie and Miss Sally to discuss what had taken place on the previous day.  I listened to their story with a diligent, yet caring ear...soaking it all in because that is just the type of guy I am.  After learning about the extent of their burns and just how uncomfortable they were...I could only provide them with one bit of information that could be helpful to them.  I suggested that they should see their doctor about this, or immediately after work go home and put a heavy coating of Aloe Vera all over themselves. 

"Why do we need to see a doctor?", they asked. 

"Well, once you start to peel and all of your skin begins to flake off on your tender spots (those once covered by their swim suits) you will have to be extra careful or your nips will peel off too", was my response.

Horror...only the look of horror.

It tooks several days and many applications of Aloe Vera to prevent those little buttons from falling off, but to the best of my knowledge, it was a successful mission.

I am just glad that I was there to lend and ear and some supportive advice. 

Everyone have a great day!