Hey everyone. You know, there are some things out there in this world that just don't amount to much of anything. Submarine screen doors, tv psychics, blind seeing eye dogs, graduates from the University of Kansas, so on and so forth. Ha, just kidding there. Who's ever heard of a blind seeing eye dog?
Anyway, as I am sitting here getting ready to indulge in some left over b-b-q chicken from dinner, I was surprised to see that my cutlery was missing. Hmm, where oh where could it be? Oh well, I will just sneak down to the cafeteria and grab some plastic utensils to use tonight. Much to my chagrin all that there was available was thin plastic sporks. Sporks!?! Not big ol' meaty sporks, but those flimsy little things that you can barely hold up your yummy nibble of pudding with. Holy smokes!!! How in the name of all that is holy am I going to be able to eat a big old thick chicken breast with one of these little things? (yeah, I could just use my fingers, but then I wouldn't have anything to write about) I guess it's a good thing I am getting paid by the hour. 
Today is another Paranormal Tuesday...hope that everyone will download the link to the Dave Glover show and listen in. Funny, funny stuff.
Everyone have a super day!!!
(sorry if I offended any KU grads, but you guys are oh so funny)
